kuzco2000:

what the hell’s a laker
lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts
Vivian Ng [tumblr | twitter | society6]

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.
lifehackable:

More College Hacks Here
party-till-the-sun-comes-out:

dopegyaaal:

http://dopegyaaal.tumblr.com


That’s all I’ve ever wanted to be
*runs for 10 minutes*
me: am i skinny yet?
party-till-the-sun-comes-out:

Who said I did? Mmmmhmm
"I’d much rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea."
Carrie Bradshaw (via luckisforsuckerss). (via gaixoa)

(Source: gluh-birne, via party-till-the-sun-comes-out)

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

sherlock-needs-his-john:

Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned

(Source: sherlockocity, via hi)

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