Only good thing about standardized test is my mom’s pitty- she buys me the huge bag of Doritos.

Taylor here. I’m locking myself in my room and not leaving until I figure out how to use my Tumblr. Well, I might leave for a second to get a snack or something but that is IT. I am FOCUSED. I have lots of questions, help me.

taylorswift:

phoenixxpoetry:

ask away sweet one!!!!

Is re blogging what I’m doing right now and is this the best way to write back to someone?
Also how do I get GIFs?
How do you post them?
How do I have one of those convos you always see screen shots of on Instagram?
Is that by re blogging or is there some sort of conversation board on here?
Overwhelmed. Taking deep breaths.

(via waitingforthecoughsyrup)

heart:

DONT EVER SLEEP WITH THE CLOSET DOOR OPEN ITS SO DARK AND UNKNOWN AND SOMETHING WILL SUCK YOU IN

(via officialwhitegirls)

dynastylnoire:

thejamesboyle:

sunfl0werpetal:

lilb2k14:

this lion really got eyelashes

this lion is prettier than i am

this lion is more social than i am

Nala is real
a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate
tyleroakley:

why are you closed why why tell us the reason

Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.

rhydonmyhardon:

i hope when im like 80 pokemon will still be a thing so that i can battle and victoriously wreck my grandchildren reminding them who the ultimate trainer truly is

(via itseasytoremember)

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic, via andrewquo)

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